Browsing the web on my quest for other homesick people in New York, I found A Brit out of Water, a hillarious blog by a British in New York. You have to check out his 200 things you simply have to know about New York.
My favorites are
9. The longest and most depressing
queueline in the world is at Whole Foods in Union Square.
10. Strike that, I’ve just been to Trader Joe’s.
65. There must be a world surplus of cream cheese. It’s the only explanation for why delis put so much of the damn stuff on every single bagel.
The rest of the list is not only as funny but also very helpful for the brand-new New Yorker. Thanks for the comfort, buddy! One point.